Grammatically speaking, you are indeed a hypocrite. The multiple periods after “darling” are a major mistake. Also, you did not place “their” and “they’re” in quotations. “To” and “too” are also not in quotations. In fact, he did not misuse those words. Finally, you missed the fact that your last sentence is incomplete, as there is no subject present and the sentence is structured incorrectly. Best of luck to you in your mindless complaints!